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"Your A Mean One Mr. Grinch"

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

"Mr. Grinch" You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, Given a choice between the two Of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, You're the king of sinful sots, You're a heart of dead tomato Washed with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkrauten Toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, With a nauseous (super not?), You're a crooked dirty jockey And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch, Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

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